The RIGHT version!

I have always held this as the TRUE version of the miserable, creepy version by that obnoxious Austrian fraud artist. Remember PDQ was born in 1807 and died in 1742*, so it's bloody obvious that Mozart committed plagiarism! Dirty and rotten, I'd say!! Take that Wolfi!!!

*- according to the official web site:

http://www.schickele.com/pdqbio.htm